- Liam: They don't just let anyone ride a horse along the Great Wall of China.
- Carole Hanson: Wow!
- Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake: You did that?
- Red O'Malley: No! He didn't!
- Liam: Red! I was just, uh...
- Red O'Malley: I think the word you're looking for is "lying."
- Phil Marsten: See? I told you.
- Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake: What's going on?
- Red O'Malley: Simple. Liam hasn't said a word of truth since he got here. Haven't you, Liam?
- Liam: Well, truth is a tricky thing.
- Red O'Malley: I'll make it easy for you. Liam's never owned any China, let alone been there, and his parents have been worried sick ever since they found out he ran away!
- Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake: You ran away? He said he was shopping for a horse!
- Red O'Malley: That would be crazy since he lives in a condo.
- [holding up Liam's sunglasses]
- Red O'Malley: I found these in Max's office. I thought you told me you didn't go in there.
- Liam: Red, it was an accident!
- Red O'Malley: You broke the trophy! You blamed it on Phil! I trusted you! I stood up for you!
- [grabs Liam by the shirt]
- Red O'Malley: Sorry, Phil. Your parents are on the way to get you. Pack your bags. You're in a lot of trouble, Liam.