- Cowboy Curtis: Uh, listen. Can I uh.. talk to you over here in private for a minute? I got just a little problem.
- Pee-wee: What's the matter, Cowboy Curtis?
- Cowboy Curtis: Well, it's like this, Pee-wee: I knew I was coming over here to spend the night and all. And then it dawned on me that this here's a pajama party and... well, I don't have any pajama's to wear.
- Pee-wee: What do you sleep in, Cowboy Curtis?
- Cowboy Curtis: [shrugs] Nothing, I sleep in the nude.
- Pee-wee: Hey, Jambi. Cowboy Curtis needs a pair of pajamas for the party. I wanted to make it my wish for the day.
- Jambi: PJ's huh? Well cowboy, what sort of fashion statement would you like to make? Trendy? Traditional? Sensuous? Sensational?
- Cowboy Curtis: Well, I... I'd kind of like something with a cowpoke flavor to it!
- Jambi: Of course.
- [chants]
- Jambi: Spirits of the tumbleweed, help our cowboy friend in need! See him fitted for the night in PJ's that are outta sight!
- Cowboy Curtis: I hate to tell you this, Pee-wee, but I've never slept indoors before. I kind of like sleeping out under the open night sky.
- Pee-wee: Well, there's plenty of night sky right outside. Hey, maybe you should sleep outside on the porch.
- Cowboy Curtis: May I?
- Pee-wee: Yes, you may.
- [as everyone tries to sleep, the Cowntess is heard snoring]
- Miss Yvonne: Cowntess? Cowntess! Wake up! Honey, you're snoring.
- Cowntess: What? Oh, I'm sorry, everyone. I was having a wonderful dream. I was jumping over the moon.