- [first lines]
- Ryan Merriman: Hi, I'm Ryan Merriman. I play the role of Kevin Fisher, the good-looking action hero who starts off in his own world and ends up learning a valuable lesson about life.
- Chelan Simmons: Hi, I'm Ashley.
- Crystal Lowe: And I'm Ashlyn.
- Chelan Simmons: And we're the popular girls.
- Crystal Lowe: We're the pretty girls.
- Chelan Simmons: We're sexy.
- Crystal Lowe: We're tanned.
- Chelan Simmons: We're cute.
- Roger Ebert: And frequently people will very willingly go to movies they expect to be *bad*, but they're very cautious about going to movies that they fear might be *good*. This is peculiar!
- [last lines]
- Roger Ebert: I think there should be a period in life when you feel immune. When nothing can hurt you. When nothing scares you. When you're going to live forever. And we all lose that, but I'm not sure that we should lose that any sooner than necessary.