- Yusuke Urameshi: There are two things I hate: waiting and being rushed, and - whadda ya know - that's all I've been doing lately.
- Koenma: Energy in the body and energy in the soul have their own wavelengths. Unless the two are perfectly aligned, they can not join.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [finding Kuwabara at a video arcade] Come on, Kuwabara. Get your head out of that damn game and listen to me. I don't want you to think I'm weird or anything, but please, please, please just kiss me!
- Yusuke Urameshi: [seeing the difficulty of pulling mom away from boozing it up with transvestites] Just pull the plug.
- Koenma: [waiting to see if Keiko will appear] Five more minutes. What will you do if she doesn't make it in time?
- Yusuke Urameshi: [smirking] Heh! The only thing I CAN do - wait around another fifty years. Then I'll go see Keiko when she's an old hag.
- Sakamoto: Well, let's not dwell on dead people. Terrorizing the living is much more entertaining.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Boton! It's you!
- Botan: There. You see. I knew you'd remember me. It's only been one day.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [to Kuwabara] C'mon Kuwabara get your head out of that damn game and listen to me! I don't want you to think I'm weird or anything, please please please just kiss me!