- Karasu: Her spirit is so feeble it barely registers up here. Are you sure that dried up hag is the topic of our bedtime stories?
- Kurama: Demon souls stripped of their bodies. It's said their fury will destroy any living creature they touch. I advise using an energy barrier to ward them off.
- Shishiwakamaru: Now that you've witnessed the most awesome display of power ever unleashed at the Dark Tournament, there should be no debate about who the greatest showman is. Such impact on the audience. They will never forget the famous Shishiwakamaru.
- Juri: Oh-h-h-h-h.
- Shishiwakamaru: In killing the renowned Genkai, I've adopted her repute, bolstering my status as a living legend. Hm. I waited a long time for this. I only wish Genkai had been stronger so I could show my full power.
- Juri: [staring at the floor] That giant creator is right where I was standing. That means it could've been me who was blown apart. Ohh!
- Genkai: I know how you feel, little girl. That could've been me, too.
- Hiei: [impressed] Hm!
- Kurama: [admiringly] You still think she's weak?
- Shishiwakamaru: I'm surprised my sword sound alone didn't kill you, you withered old hag.
- Genkai: Yes. Silly me. I must have forgotten to turn my hearing aid on.
- Two-Eyed Demon: De nerve o' dat guy, attackin' the audience like dat! Who's he think he is?
- Three-Eyed Demon: YOU wanted to stick around longer to get mutilated and massacred, ya glutton for masocism.
- Two-Eyed Demon: Sorry, your majesty, for wanting to see Genkai meet her end.
- Three-Eyed Demon: And lose our heads in the process? I don't think so - I just had my horns done. Take me home. Next time, we're goin' t' da theater.
- Yukina: Why is he leaving us?
- Shizuru Kuwabara: [reproachfully] Simple. Because he's training to be a man.
- Koenma: She knocked Mr. Pompous right on his patoot!
- Shishiwakamaru: It'll take more than parlor tricks to keep a consummate champion like me down!
- Shishiwakamaru: I think I may have fallen in love. If things had turned out differenly for us, and if you looked like this all the time, we could have been together, once.
- [He blacks out]
- Genkai: [sarcastically] Aren't I a lucky one?
- [the crowd taunts]
- Heckler One: First the old lady, then the old man. When did this become a geriatric tournament?
- Heckler Two: I'd say break a leg but he might take it literally.
- Heckler Three: I'm more worried about his hip.
- Onji: That's fine. Mock me all you want, you fair-weather demons, but I can break both a leg and a hip - just as soon as we determine to whom they'll belong.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Ladies and gentlemen and other stuff - Kuwabara returns! Well, this is a tough crowd. I've seen funeral parlors more happenin'.
- [as the others run off, leaving Keiko behind with an unconscious Yusuke]
- Keiko Yukimura: Wait. Don't leave me here. What am I supposed to do?
- Botan: Oh, you know. Don't they teach you kids anything in health class anymore?
- Keiko Yukimura: What do you mean?
- Botan: Look around: The birds, the bees, the flowers and the trees.
- Keiko Yukimura: I'm not that kind of girl, Botan!
- Botan: I know a nosey diary-reading kitten who says otherwise. Meow.
- Shizuru Kuwabara: We'll leave you alone to figure it out.
- Yukina: Have fun with birds and bees.