- Kazuma Kuwabara: I had a dream last night, Urameshi.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Was she hot?
- Yusuke Urameshi: So, sucker-mouth, what're YOU doing here?
- Koenma: Well, one, I'm your spirit detective boss; two, I'm the owner of your team; and, three, I have a way to help you. Yusuke Urameshi - your egg is about to hatch.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Excuse me?
- Koenma: Your golden egg, you moron. The egg of your Spirit Beast I gave you during your life ordeal. Remember?
- Yusuke Urameshi: Dah... I have no clue.
- Koenma: Ever since you became Spirit Detective, the egg, unbeknownst to you, has been feeding off of your soul's merit, and now, after nearly a year, it will hatch.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Hey, that's pretty slick, taking care of my egg like that. You could have scrambled it and I would have never known.
- Koenma: How insightful.
- [Two demon members of Team Ichigaki come upon Hiei and Kurama in the woods, looking for a fight]
- Kurama: Seems the Doctor's team has gotten lost.
- Hiei: [smiling] Yes. What a horrible coincidence for us both.
- Master Mitamura: How could I ever be afraid when I'm blessed with students like you?
- Dr. Ichigaki: [chuckling] Isn't this mysterious? Both of our teams are missing two members. Whadda ya say we fight with the people we have; winner is the best of three?
- Yusuke Urameshi: What about you? Don't the ugly, pointed-ear trolls like to fight, too?
- Dr. Ichigaki: Hee-hee-heh. Only when we have to, boy. I prefer the managing position. Never any reason to do the work when you can watch somebody else do it for you, hence the guinea pigs.
- [the doctor gestures to his human fighters, standing nearby, completely devoid of personality]
- Dr. Ichigaki: They say that the spirit energy a human body is capable of producing is far greater than that of an apparition. A fierce monster of power locked within you all. It's only the human conscience that will keep this power at bay. Take away free will and the monster will say hello.
- Yusuke Urameshi: How about ass-kicking? Do they say that, too?
- Dr. Ichigaki: Let's make this interesting. Your power fascinates me. If my team wins, I get to use your body.
- [laughs]
- Yusuke Urameshi: Why not! And if my team wins, we get to rip off your face.
- Dr. Ichigaki: [laughs] Yes, I can live with that.
- Koto: Offense really isn't an option for the Urameshi team, right now. It's just run or be gutted.
- Kurama: Even the hardest substance can be broken when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness. It's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to an attack.
- Kurama: Your robot is dead, and so, I'm afraid, are you.