- Cruella de Vil: This box has been opened! Are you shorting me again? I'll count every straw!
- Man: But this is for the straws you were shorted last week.
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, so it is. Well, don't let it happen again or it'll be the last straw!
- Cruella de Vil: Our designs are on sale at the concession stand. Don't be afraid to make a fashion statement, people.
- Boy: They're scary, like you.
- Cruella de Vil: I take it back. Be afraid, be very afraid.
- Cruella de Vil: It's true! The camera does put on pounds! Memo to myself: Move up liposuction appointment.
- Spot: The Silver Egg Social? But that's for chickens!
- Cornelia: Exactly! And it's time you started acting like a chicken instead of some bone-digging, kibble-eating, tree-sniffing dog!
- Spot: But I am a dog! I'm a dog trapped in a chicken's body!
- Cornelia: I don't care if you're an aardvark trapped in a baboon's pinky!