- Dr. Gregory House: [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have you been doing all night?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Jello shots and wild sex, what else?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Cameron] Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.
- Dr. Gregory House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: True, better be true and you're a pig.
- Dr. Gregory House: What's gonna happen here is that someone's getting a buttload of morphine. I'm not sure exactly who at this point.
- Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
- Dr. Gregory House: What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...
- Ezra Powell: [about his questionable research] I don't regret what I did. Informed consent, patient rights holds back research!
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [slices a piece of his skin off]
- Ezra Powell: Oof! Ah! What the hell are you doing?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Informed consent is holding back our diagnosis.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House, about Ezra's unethical research] He injected newborn babies with radioactive agents just to see if they'd urethral reflux.
- Dr. Gregory House: He was curious.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: You cannot help him kill himself!
- Dr. Gregory House: Of course I can. Chase says we do it all the time!
- Dr. Gregory House: Fever? Aches? Weakness? Loss of appetite? Been having any anal sex with I.V. drug users lately?
- Ezra Powell: No! Just give me the rest of the epinephrine.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Test is over, it's okay, we're going to stabilize you.
- Ezra Powell: No! No, just let me die.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: You're not gonna die.
- Ezra Powell: Yes, I am.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: We'll find a treatment.
- Ezra Powell: I don't wanna live like this. Please. I'm begging you. Kill me.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [looking through a microscope as House comes] It's not Kawasaki's either. What's next?
- Dr. Gregory House: Congo red.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Amyloidosis?
- Dr. Gregory House: What the hell else would I mean by "congo red"?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [about Ezra] He says no more tests. He wants to die and he wants us to help him do it.
- Dr. Gregory House: And I want to play a little game I like to call "Block My Spike" with Misty May.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Ali while examining her dad] Does his voice always have that unattractive nasal tone?
- Ali: [laughs] Totally.
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm gonna take that giggle as a no.
- Dr. Gregory House: What's the largest organ?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Skin.
- Dr. Gregory House: We need to get a piece.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [sarcastically to Chase] Sure. We'll just... wait until he leaves his room without his skin, sneak in and take a piece!
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Sure could use a little more help around here.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [Slightly sarcastic] She's doing what she believes in.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, if she was acting on principle, she'd be in here trying to stop us. All she's doing is running away from the principle so she won't have to feel uncomfortable facing it.
- Dr. Robert Chase: And if YOU were acting on principle, you would've called the cops when you thought House was killing the guy.
- Dr. Robert Chase: At some point, "do no harm" has to mean allowing nature to take its course, not stubbornly standing in the way of it.
- Ezra Powell: I don't want to live hooked to machines, too weak to wipe my own ass.
- Dr. Gregory House: Why would you want to wipe your own ass when you could have someone do it for you?
- Ezra Powell: I won't consent to any more tests. And if anyone tries to so much as touch me, I'll press charges for assault.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cuddy] I thought you were only supposed to put on a pound a week during your last trimester.