SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Sailor Mouth/Artist Unknown (2001)
Paul Tibbitt: Mama Krabs
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Quotes
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[Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs arrive at Mr. Krabs' mother's home, where they pound on the front door]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!
Mama Krabs : [opening door] Well, hello there!
[Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mama Krabs, he said
[points at Patrick; dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and then he said
[points at Mr. Krabs; dolphin chirps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and he said
[points at Patrick with both arms and one leg; dolphin chirps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : again and he said
[seal barks]
SpongeBob SquarePants : , and then he screamed at the top of his voice
[foghorn blows]
Patrick Star : [overlapping] It was terrible.
SpongeBob SquarePants : And he...
Mr. Krabs : [overlapping, angrily] Gah, they're a bunch of
[horn honks]
Mr. Krabs : liars!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mrs. Krabs, he didn't care! Such a stream of...
[seagull caws, foghorn, ship's bell]
Patrick Star : It was terrible!
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...I have ever heard in my days!
Mama Krabs : [shocked] Oh, dear! My poor old heart.
[faints]
Mr. Krabs : [gasps] Oh, dear Mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?
[takes a coin out of her pocket]
Mr. Krabs : You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!
Mama Krabs : [waking up] You should *all* be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to *work* like sailors.
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[as punishment for swearing in Mama Krabs' presence, Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs are put to work painting Mama Krabs' house for her]
Mama Krabs : I guess you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade.
[laughs, then stubs her foot on a rock]
Mama Krabs : YEOW! My
[Klaxon horn]
Mama Krabs : foot!
[everyone gasps in shock]
Mr. Krabs : Mother!
Mama Krabs : What? It's Old Man Jenkins and his jalopy.
Old Man Jenkins : [driving by] Howdy, Mrs. K!
[honks horn]
Old Man Jenkins : [everyone laughs]
