SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Sailor Mouth/Artist Unknown (2001)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Fish #4
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Quotes
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Mr. Krabs : [hears Spongebob and Patrick using the curse word] Do my ears deceive me? You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash.
[picks SpongeBob and Patrick up by their pants and carries them outside the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs : You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of youse wait right here. I'll be back.
[walks back in Krusty Krab]
Patrick Star : What's going to happen to us?
SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll probably get forty lashes!
Patrick Star : Oh no!
[imagines himself with forty eyelashes]
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SpongeBob : Attention, customers! Today's special is a
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : Krabby Patty served in a greasy
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : sauce and grilled to
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : perfection! And don't forget to ask us to
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : the
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : fries! It'll be our
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : pleasure!
SpongeBob : [Squidward glares at SpongeBob and Patrick] Hi, Squidward! How the
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : are you?
Patrick Star : Nice
[dolphin chirp]
Patrick Star : day, isn't it, Squidward?
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Patrick Star : [after hearing about the number of bad words] That's a lot of
[dolphin chirp]
Patrick Star : in' bad words!
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[Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs arrive at Mr. Krabs' mother's home, where they pound on the front door]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!
Mama Krabs : [opening door] Well, hello there!
[Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mama Krabs, he said
[points at Patrick; dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and then he said
[points at Mr. Krabs; dolphin chirps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and he said
[points at Patrick with both arms and one leg; dolphin chirps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : again and he said
[seal barks]
SpongeBob SquarePants : , and then he screamed at the top of his voice
[foghorn blows]
Patrick Star : [overlapping] It was terrible.
SpongeBob SquarePants : And he...
Mr. Krabs : [overlapping, angrily] Gah, they're a bunch of
[horn honks]
Mr. Krabs : liars!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mrs. Krabs, he didn't care! Such a stream of...
[seagull caws, foghorn, ship's bell]
Patrick Star : It was terrible!
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...I have ever heard in my days!
Mama Krabs : [shocked] Oh, dear! My poor old heart.
[faints]
Mr. Krabs : [gasps] Oh, dear Mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?
[takes a coin out of her pocket]
Mr. Krabs : You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!
Mama Krabs : [waking up] You should *all* be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to *work* like sailors.