Lupin the Third (TV Series)

A Bouquet of Bills Blossom in Rio's Sunset (1977)

Tony Oliver: Arsène Lupin III

Quotes 

• Fujiko Mine : Lupin, you wouldn't have a backup-backup plan?

  Lupin : Oh, sure, just turn around while I pull it out of the usual place.

• [Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon have been tapping Morse Code to each other from their jail cells] 

  Jail Security Guard : Hey, knock it off in there! That tapping's driving me crazy!

  Lupin : Oh, sorry there, pal. But you're not officially crazy until you go...

  [makes funny face] 

  Lupin : BLEH! BLEH! BLEH!

• [changing behind a curtain] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Sorry, but if you want to see more you'll have to pay in candy and cigarettes like everyone else!

• Lupin : [to security camera]  I'm sorry, but if you wanna see me naked, you're gonna have to hand over chocolate and cigarettes like everyone else around here!

• Fujiko Mine : [about the police]  Lupin, I think they're onto us.

  Arsène Lupin III : That's why God invented backup plans.

• Lupin : [to Jigen]  Hey, all work and no play makes me... you.

• Fujiko Mine : [disguised as a nurse, after slapping Lupin]  Hope it hurts. Try it again and I'll do some real damage. Now hurry up and change!

  Arsène Lupin III : Okay, okay, keep your shirt on... or not.

• Arsène Lupin III : Come on, Fujiko. Gun it, will ya?

  Fujiko Mine : Lupin, I'm really not in the mood to pay a $40 million speeding ticket.

• Inspector Kouichi Zenigata : Lupin! You're busted! Get down off that statue now!

  Arsène Lupin III : Well, can't say I'm shocked.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : He's as reliable as the seasons.

  Arsène Lupin III : More like a recurring butt rash.

• Arsène Lupin III : [about Zenigata]  Oh, no, guys, he's threatening us with 20 years up his butt!

• Arsène Lupin III : [previewing 'I Can Hear Nessie's Song']  Ah, Fujiko. She can turn any man into a slobbering beast. So just imagine the effect she'd have on an actual slobbering beast.

• Fujiko Mine : It's a miracle.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : It's ironic, isn't it?

  Lupin : You might say heavy-handed, even. Zenigata's gotta be having puppies down there.

  [He blows a kiss to Zenigata and the police] 

  Lupin : Au revoir!

• Arsène Lupin III : Don't turn around.

  [He hits one prison staff member with a bucket while Goemon hits another with his sheathed sword and Jigen pistol whips a third] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Told you so.