- Rachel: [talking to another man] And so then I realized all this stuff that I had been doing: proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding was all just a way...
- [Rachel is cut off by the Gentleman]
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry, can I interrupt? You know, I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.
- Rachel: Pardon me?
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Well, you say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I'm afraid I have to agree with your friend 'Phebes'. This a terrible, terrible plan.
- Rachel: But he has to know how I feel.
- The Gentleman on the Plane: But why? He loves this... this Emily person. No good can come of this.
- Rachel: Well, I think you're wrong.
- The Gentleman on the Plane: [sarcastically] Oh no!
- Rachel: Well, he doesn't really love her, it's just a rebound thing from me. You'll see.
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Fortunately, I won't.
- [the gentleman puts on his headphones, then takes them off]
- The Gentleman on the Plane: And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.
- [Rachal gasps in rage when hearing the annoying phrase that Ross told her so many times before]
- [Rachel is on a plane to London, next to an English gentleman. She is drumming very annoyingly on a magazine in her lap]
- The Gentleman on the Plane: Uh... uh... excuse me?
- Rachel: Yeah?
- The Gentleman on the Plane: If you're planning on doing that throughout the entire flight, please tell me now, so that I can take a sedative. Or perhaps slip you one.
- Dr. Ross Geller: This is our wedding day! From now on, everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word, no grandchildren!
- Chandler Bing: The guy was obviously hammered, there is no way that you look like Ross' mom.
- Monica Geller: Then why would he say it?
- Chandler Bing: Because he's crazy, okay? He came up to me earlier to thank me for my very moving performance in Titanic!
- Joey Tribbiani: [During the recessional after Ross said "Rachel."] Well, that went well. Yeah.
- Chandler Bing: It could've been worse. He could've shot her.
- Rachel: [Tapping a lady sitting in front of her on the shoulder, after Ross accidentally said her name] He said "Rachel", should I go up there?
- Phoebe Buffay: No, no! I'll be nice, I swear. Could you just give me the number for where they are?
- The Housekeeper: I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge that information.
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, look. Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding, and I have to warn somebody. All right. So if you don't give me that number, then I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna kick your snooty ass all the way to New Gloucenshire! Hello? Hello? She knew I could kick her ass.