- Ross: [after seeing Joey looking over the wall into another bathroom stall] Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.
- Joey Tribbiani: What you doing here? I thought you guys took off.
- Chandler Bing: SHE took off. With my clothes.
- Joey Tribbiani: So you are naked in there?
- Chandler Bing: Not exactly. I'm wearing panties.
- Joey Tribbiani: Oh. So... you always wear panties?
- Chandler Bing: No, no. This is my first time.
- Joey Tribbiani: Wow. Talk about toughh luck. The first day you try panties and someone run with your clothes.
- Chandler Bing: Phebes, can I have the milk after you?
- Phoebe Buffay: I'm almost done with it. Keep your panties on.
- Monica Geller: [Monica and Jean-Claude are on a blind date] You know I gotta admit that I was kinda surprised that do agreed to go on a blind date.
- Jean-Claude Van Damme: Normally I would not do it.
- Monica Geller: Well, what made you make the exeption for me?
- Jean-Claude Van Damme: Cause Rachel told me you were dying to have a threesome with me and Drew Barrymore. Oh, by the way, Drew has some groundrules.