- Richard Hammond: [referring to the fire in the top gear storage barn] Who'd do a thing like that? It's not as though we've ever upset anyone.
- Jeremy Clarkson: The new highway code's come out and it advises you don't smoke behind the wheel. Why? Us three all smoke, ok? It's nothing to be proud of, we all do and we don't crash, well two of us don't.
- James May - Presenter: What have you done with that sign?
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: Top Gear Furriers?
- James May - Presenter: Couriers!
- James May - Presenter: It's measuring 13.9 millimetres which is a vast, yawning chasm.
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: You could park a bus in that gap, Hammond.