- Chainsaw-wielding Farmer: Uhh, what are you boys doing with my cow?
- Butt-head: Uhh, your cow's, like, broken, sir.
- Beavis: COME ON, BUTT-HEAD! GET IT OFF! I GOTTA PEE, COME ON! GET IT OFF ME!
- Chainsaw-wielding Farmer: Well, the poor dumb creature was born and bred for slaughter. So I's reckon there ain't no harm done in accelerating it's departure from God's earth. Let me get my chainsaw.
- Butt-head: This is gonna be cool!
- Chainsaw-wielding Farmer: Oh yeah!
- [He starts laughing as he goes to get his chainsaw]
- Chainsaw-wielding Farmer: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
- [He fires up the chainsaw]
- Chainsaw-wielding Farmer: Better stand aside, boy! This liable to get messy!
- [He begins to lower the chainsaw towards Beavis' head]
- Beavis: AHHH! NOT ME! THE COW!
- [the scene fades to black, with the sound of the farmer laughing still being heard]