- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: A Saturn for a Mars.
- Veronica: In Neptune! Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus; the Mercury's rising.
- Wallace: [talking about their dorm room] I took this side, I hope that's cool?
- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: Yeah. I rarely wear clothes inside, I hope that's cool?
- Wallace: [laughs] That's not cool, man.
- Veronica Mars: So gang, are we ready to rock?
- Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie: No.
- Wallace Fennel: Not particularly.
- Veronica Mars: That's the spirit!
- Keith Mars: Hot dog!
- Veronica Mars: Hot dog?
- Keith Mars: It's an expression of excitement and enthusiasm. Joe and Frank Hardy and I used to say "Hot dog!" all the time, while we were waiting for the carhop to bring us our malteds at the drive-in.
- Veronica Mars: Drive-in?
- Keith Mars: I hate you.
- Veronica Mars: You love me.
- Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie: If college is a boy buffet, she's got two full plates and a purse full of boys wrapped in napkins.
- Keith Mars: Veronica, there are some things in life where you will have to defer to my age and experience. And that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.
- Veronica Mars: Mmm... senility... that comes with age, too, right?
- Keith Mars: I don't remember.
- Logan Echolls: Here, a bonus birthday gift.
- Veronica Mars: You got me a bow? A bow! How did you guess?
- Logan Echolls: Open it smarty pants.
- Deputy Sacks: I don't know, Veronica.
- Veronica: I track down the bad guys, call you, you make the bust. You know what that makes everyone, Sacks? A winner.
- Logan Echolls: [to Veronica] Didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan!
- Veronica Mars: You guys are pathetic.
- Wallace Fennel: It's a white man's sport.
- Veronica Mars: Yeah, 'cause I was talking about the hacky sack.
- Keith: [Keith is cleaning a gun] Sorry Vinnie, I have some business of my own.
- Vinnie Van Lowe: A hit? I hear there's good money in that. How does one break in? Is there a union? Put in a good word for me.
- Wallace Fennel: Took this side. I hope that's cool.
- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: Yeah, no sweat. I rarely wear clothes indoors, I hope that's cool.
- Wallace Fennel: [chuckles, then stops abruptly] That's not cool at all.
- Veronica Mars: Here it is, first day of college. What do you say, Veronica? New school, fresh start - how about you try not to piss anyone off this time around?
- Veronica Mars: And you call yourselves college men. Where are the posters of beer and half naked ladies?
- Wallace Fennel: Oh, they're behind the case of porn and my shot glass collection.
- Veronica Mars: It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.
- Veronica Mars: I track down the bad guys, you guys make the bust... you know what that makes every one, Sacks?
- [pause]
- Veronica Mars: A winner.
- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: A Saturn for a Mars.
- Veronica: In Neptune. Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus. The Mercury's rising.
- Keith Mars: Veronica, there are a few things in life to which you'll have to defer to my age and experience, and that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.
- Veronica Mars: Mmm senility. That comes with age, too, right?
- Keith Mars: I can't remember.