Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Welcome Wagon (2006)
Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars
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Quotes
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Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : A Saturn for a Mars.
Veronica : In Neptune! Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus; the Mercury's rising.
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Veronica Mars : So gang, are we ready to rock?
Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie : No.
Wallace Fennel : Not particularly.
Veronica Mars : That's the spirit!
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Keith Mars : Hot dog!
Veronica Mars : Hot dog?
Keith Mars : It's an expression of excitement and enthusiasm. Joe and Frank Hardy and I used to say "Hot dog!" all the time, while we were waiting for the carhop to bring us our malteds at the drive-in.
Veronica Mars : Drive-in?
Keith Mars : I hate you.
Veronica Mars : You love me.
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Veronica Mars : [to Logan after sex] Woof! You should seriously consider going pro in that.
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Keith Mars : Veronica, there are some things in life where you will have to defer to my age and experience. And that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.
Veronica Mars : Mmm... senility... that comes with age, too, right?
Keith Mars : I don't remember.
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Logan Echolls : Here, a bonus birthday gift.
Veronica Mars : You got me a bow? A bow! How did you guess?
Logan Echolls : Open it smarty pants.
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Veronica Mars : Qu'est-ce que c'est FRAK?
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Deputy Sacks : I don't know, Veronica.
Veronica : I track down the bad guys, call you, you make the bust. You know what that makes everyone, Sacks? A winner.
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Veronica Mars : You guys are pathetic.
Wallace Fennel : It's a white man's sport.
Veronica Mars : Yeah, 'cause I was talking about the hacky sack.
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Veronica Mars : I just ignored all the spoiler alerts, which I know is kind of douchebaggy, but...
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Veronica Mars : Here it is, first day of college. What do you say, Veronica? New school, fresh start - how about you try not to piss anyone off this time around?
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Veronica Mars : [to Piz] Breasts or holy grail guitar?
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Veronica Mars : And you call yourselves college men. Where are the posters of beer and half naked ladies?
Wallace Fennel : Oh, they're behind the case of porn and my shot glass collection.
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Veronica Mars : It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.
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Veronica Mars : I track down the bad guys, you guys make the bust... you know what that makes every one, Sacks?
[pause]
Veronica Mars : A winner.
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Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : A Saturn for a Mars.
Veronica : In Neptune. Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus. The Mercury's rising.
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Keith Mars : Veronica, there are a few things in life to which you'll have to defer to my age and experience, and that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.
Veronica Mars : Mmm senility. That comes with age, too, right?
Keith Mars : I can't remember.
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Veronica Mars : Boom goes the dynamite.