- Ben Tennyson: Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Gwen Tennyson: [sarcastically] Oh, sure! Just like you never put an empty milk bottle back in the refrigerator, or you never leave the shower all gunked up, or you never, EVER leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night! You never do anything wrong, do you?
- Ben Tennyson: No, I don't. Sounds about right.
- [Gwen grumbles]
- Ben Tennyson: Look, I don't know if some encyclopedia or something fell on your head at the bookstore, but you have no evidence I did anything wrong!
- Gwen Tennyson: Oh, yeah?
- [turns up the news which shows Four Arms on a rampage]
- Ben Tennyson: That's not me!
- Gwen Tennyson: Oh, no? I'm sure it's just some other four-armed alien going postal in front of a video game store!
- Gwen Tennyson: So, think Ben's gone stir crazy in that line yet?
- [Four Arms breaks out of the Video Game store and goes on a rampage]
- Gwen Tennyson: Uh. Why is Ben going berserk and tossing around Police Officers?
- Grandpa Max: Good question.
- Gwen Tennyson: He must've snapped his cap. All *this* for a *video game*?!
- Grandpa Max: I don't believe it.
- Grandpa Max: Besides, Ben wouldn't be so irresponsible with his alien powers like that.
- Gwen Tennyson: [looking at Grandpa Max in disbelief] Grandpa, please.
- Grandpa Max: All right. Maybe you have a point.
- Ben Tennyson: No one's gonna ruin MY aliens' reputation except me.
- Diamondhead: I don't get it. I thought you were drained of all my powers back in the subway in New York.
- Kevin: That's what you get for thinking, Benji. Turns out I absorbed enough of that weird watch-energy so I could turn into any of those aliens inside if I just concentrated hard enough. Only problem is, I can only stay human for a short time. You made me into this freak.
- Lt. Steel: I don't try 'em, kid. I just catch 'em! We'll let the boys at Area 51 figure out who's naughty and who's nice. Chicago, Tallahasee, Barstow, you and your outer space pals have been keeping me real busy, but you're *not* getting away with it *this* time!
- Gwen Tennyson: [after Ben is found by the Federal officers] Thank goodness you found him! We were so worried. He's always wandering away. We're considering getting a leash.
- Lt. Steel: And I don't suppose you three know anything about this alien?
- Grandpa Max: No. I-if we did, we'd tell you.
- Lt. Steel: Yeah, of course you would.
- [Tennysons leave]
- Lt. Steel: [to his men] Keep an eye on them. They know more than they're saying.
- Ben Tennyson: [after finding out what Kevin's done in other cities] I'm gonna get blamed for all that stuff, and I didn't do any of it!
- Gwen Tennyson: Can anybody say "ironic?"
- Grandpa Max: [chasing after Ben and Kevin in the Rustbucket] You know, times like this, my stock car driving experience really comes in handy!
- Ben Tennyson: [as Steel flies off in a copter] These guys don't stand a chance against Kevin! *I* have to stop him!
- Lt. Steel: Now, why is it you three are always around when aliens show up?
- Grandpa Max: Really? Is that a fact? Hm. We hadn't noticed.
- Lt. Steel: Yeah. Guess it's just a coincidence. Maybe we'll cross paths again sometime. Drive carefully. Lots of weird stuff out there.
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah, you're telling us.
- Grandpa Max: Want us to pick up anything for you at the bookstore?
- Ben Tennyson: I'm on summer vacation. Why would I read ANYTHING?
- Kevin: Let's see. Brakes are out, hero's trapped, and everyone's about to go for a dip in the bay. My work's done.