The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Super Hawg (1967)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Granny, the other end of this rope is tied around that hawg's neck.
Daisy Moses : Ooh, it's worse than I thought. He's tryin' to hang hisself.
Jed Clampett : Hang hisself?
Daisy Moses : Yeah, amongst hawgs, that's called "sooeycide".
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Jed Clampett : Why you yell "sooey" at that rascal, you better not stand betwixt him and the trough.
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Daisy Moses : That animal is standin' on a pair of 200-pound hams.
Jed Clampett : That bacon would fill a smokehouse.
Jethro Bodine : Look at the size of them pigs knuckles!
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Elly May Clampett : Well I still say this ain't no big hawg.
Daisy Moses : What are you talkin' about, child? Why that rascal is good for 300 yards of chitlins alone.
Jed Clampett : And would ya look at them jowls
Daisy Moses : Take a tub of turnip greens just to season 'em.
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Jed Clampett : Granny has just got a powerful hankerin' for that big fat hawg of yours.
Milburn Drysdale : Well I'm sorry, but she's in Boston for a week.
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Jed Clampett : [sees Granny tugging on a rope] Whatcha doin?
Daisy Moses : Tryin' to get my rope outta the Drysdale's yard. It musta snagged on somethin' like a root or a stump.
Jed Clampett : Or hawg.
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Jed Clampett : [reading poem on the side of the baby elephant] You can give my trunk a yank if you bring your folks to the Commerce Bank.