- [a chocolate bar rep is assaulting Beavis and Butthead for not handing over their proceeds]
- Bradley Buzzcut: [storming in] What the hell are you doing? This is my class I do the ass kicking around here.
- Chocolate Bar Representative: Wait your turn, Jarhead!
- [weakly slaps Buzzcut]
- Bradley Buzzcut: [face turns red] You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candy-ass! I hope you know some form of hand-to-hand combat!
- Chocolate Bar Representative: Oh, you're going down, soldier-boy!
- [the candy rep lightly hits Buzzcut, who responds with several brutal standing sidekicks as Beavis and Butthead laugh]
- Butt-Head: Uh, our school's making us sell candy.
- Beavis: Yeah, we're losers. Heh-heh-heh.
- Tom Anderson: What in the hell kinda sales approach is that? You boys couldn't sell a dollar for fifty cents.