Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)
Donatello Trashes Slash (1992)
Townsend Coleman: Michelangelo
Quotes
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Michaelangelo : Whoa, hang on, dudes. Here comes the cavalry, bringing marshmallow, octopus, and chili pepper pizza.
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Michaelangelo : Well, dudes, looks like we're heading up to Vinnie's.
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Michaelangelo : Whoa, dude. looks like somebody got the drop on you big time!
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Michaelangelo : Whoa, why is the channel 6 building glowing like that?
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Michaelangelo : Slash? You're dissin' us, right dude?
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Michaelangelo : Oh, ouch.
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Michaelangelo : Yeah, it's worth a try.
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Michaelangelo : Come on, dude, upsy-daisy.
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Michaelangelo : Bingo
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Michaelangelo : Huh?
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Michaelangelo : Whoa
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Michaelangelo : No way, dude. There's no such thing as an animalizer ray.
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Michaelangelo : Whoa, hot stuff! whoo, cool it, already.
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Michaelangelo : Hang on, compadres!
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Michaelangelo : Cowabunga!
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Michaelangelo : Phew, everybody okay?
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Donatello : Not so fast, fellow pizza lovers. This is a perfect opportunity for me to demonstrate my latest invention.
[pulls off a sheet]
Donatello : The automatic pizza-slicer.
Michelangelo : Whoa, it looks more like a pizza shredder.
Raphael : Face it, it just looks like Shredder, period.
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Slash : Ah, my earthling enemies. You've arrived precisely on schedule. I calculated it to the nanosecond.
Leonardo , Raphael , Michelangelo : Huh?
Donatello : Guys, I told you. He's changed.
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Slash : And now I shall destroy you utterly.
Raphael : Whoa, now, whoa, whoa, time out. Easy, easy. Let's, uh, let's discuss this.
Slash : Well, now that I have such an incredible vocabulary, discussing things is my strong point.
Raphael : Then answer us this. How did you get so smart all of a sudden?
Slash : I was wondering when someone would ask me that. It happened while I was drifting through space...
[flashback starts]
Slash : Which was entirely your doing, I might add.
Michelangelo : Yeah, I remember. Episode 74.
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Leonardo : Donatello!
Michelangelo : All right, you've come to rescue us!
Donatello : [pulls out his pizza-slicer] I brought this to dismantle the antenna, but I've got a better use for it.
Raphael : We're about to go bungee jumping without a rope, and you bring your dumbest invention of all time?
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Slash : Arrivederci! Bonjour! Adios! And sayonara!
Michelangelo : Man, what a show-off. The dude makes an exit in four different languages.
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Leonardo : I've got to hand it to Donatello. He outsmarted Slash and his alien super intelligence.
Michelangelo : Yeah, but there's just one thing that's bugging me. Nothing blew up.
Raphael : And this bugs you?
Michelangelo : Well, you know how when we defeat the bad guys, there's always, like, this big, humongous explosion?
Raphael : Yeah? So?
Michelangelo : Well, so we defeated Slash, but nothing blew up.
[Donatello enters with something covered in a sheet]
Donatello : Ahem. Since I am once again the inventive genius of this group, here's my latest creation.
[pulls off the sheet]
Donatello : The automatic cheese grater!
[the turtles groan]
Donatello : See, you put the parmesan here, and presto!
[Donatello presses a button and the machine explodes, making a mess]
Raphael : [to Michelangelo] You happy now?
Michelangelo : When am I gonna learn to keep my big beak shut?