The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Fire Brigade (1993)

Steve Smith: Red Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : [singing]  The elbow is throbbing, from the strength of the force / The shoulder is separated, it may get a divorce / The wrist is all numb, and the fingers are swollen / And if this outboard doesn't start on the very next pull, she's goin' into the lake.

• Red Green : I just finished forming the whole volunteer fire department, and suddenly, one of the vehicles caught fire. So talk about good timing.

  Harold Green : It wasn't the Possum Van, was it?

  Red Green : No, Harold, the Possum Van won't burn. Believe me, I've tried that about a thousand times.