- Beulah: I'm sorry, Mr. Wynn. I thought you were one of those pesky salesmen that's been bothering the neighborhood this week.
- Host: I am! I am a door-to-door salesman. I just started to work today.
- Beulah: But I thought you had a television show.
- Host: Yes, Yes - I've been on television for three months now. That's why I started work today... a guy's gotta eat, you know.
- Host: And now, ladies and gentleman, tonight you will see something that you very rarely see presented on television - entertainment.