- Frat Guy #1: Lemme get this straight. If I hurl, I just call you and you'll come get rid of it?
- Frat Guy #2: Dude, that's the best thing I ever heard of. Now I can party and, like not hold back at all.
- Hank Hill: It's kinda unfair, but that's how it is with most ways of making big easy money. It either gets you jail time or your ass kicked.
- Khan Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Hey guys, I got a new one. What has red neck but brown hands? Bobby Hill.