Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Weighty Problem/U.S. Acres: The Worm Turns/Good Cat, Bad Cat (1988)

Julie Payne: Lanolin, Weight Scale

Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : Okay, let's see how much I lost.

  [Jon steps on the scale] 

  The Scale : You are the correct weight for your height. Your fortune is you will punish your cat for tampering with the scale earlier.

  [Jon glares at Garfield] 

  Garfield : Ratfink scale!

  [furious, Jon chases Garfield as the scale narrates] 

  The Scale : You will chase your cat around the living room. He will slip on the throw rug. He will swing on the chandelier, crash into the wall.

  Garfield : Boy, are those things ever accurate.

  The Scale : [continues]  You will chase him out the front door. You will chase him down the block. And they lived heavily ever after. Ahem. The End. End. End. End.