- Kim: [Kim tries to seduce Louie by bending over] Ooh, look at the dirty, dirty stove.
- Louie: Cut it out.
- Kim: Why? Am I turning you on?
- Louie: Yes, dummy.
- Kim: Well...
- [grabs Louie's genitals]
- Kim: Do something about it, you big fuckin' polesmoker.
- Louie: [sadly] We can't afford it.
- Kim: Stop thinking about money. The only thing you should be thinking about...
- [bends over]
- Kim: is all this ass.
- Louie: [talking into Kim's behind] We can't afford it!
- Kim: Yeah, talk to it, baby.
- Louie: Look, I would love to tap that ass.
- Kim: So tap it!
- Louie: I want to but my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.
- Kim: Are you serious?
- Louie: I'm sorry. I need at least 3000 dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard.
- Louie: Do you know much we have in checking right now? Negative 50 dollars. We have to raise 50 bucks to be broke.
- Kim: I don't care. I'm not waiting. Lucy is four already. I'm getting pregnant right now!
- Louie: You ain't gettin' pregnant without my sperm.
- Kim: That is not your sperm! That is our sperm! That's my sperm!
- [grabs for Louie's crotch]
- Kim: Give it back! Give me! Give it!
- [last lines]
- Louie: Look you want another baby and maybe it's for a stupid reason! But, what, am I supposed to let them tell us? The phone company, and the cable company? Am I supposed to let them tell us...
- [to the clerk]
- Louie: Am I supposed to let you tell me that we can't have another baby?
- Clerk: That's right, sir.
- Louie: Well, guess what, asshole? We're gonna go home and we're gonna make another baby right now!
- Kim: Wow, honey, you got like an anger boner right now!
- Louie: I'm gonna fuck your tits off!