- Khan Souphanousinphone Sr.: Oh yeah, Lucky just who you want in your gene pool. Your family going to evolve backwards... into fish. Ah ha ha ha ha.
- Hank Hill: What kind of code of honor makes you return a baggie of shaving cream but won't let you marry a girl you got pregnant?
- [walks back to the house]
- Dale Gribble: I recognize that walk. Somewhere there's an ass that's going to be kicked.