- [at Burger World]
- Customer: Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream? Or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?
- Beavis: Yeah. Huh, huh, huh, huh.
- Customer: What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix, or yeah, you use the real stuff?
- Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
- Customer: Let me talk to the manager.
- Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
- [Butt-Head shows up]
- Butt-head: I'm the Assistant Manager, sir. Is there something I can help you with?
- Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
- Customer: Yes. I am trying to ask a very simple question here. Are your shakes made from shake mix or from ice cream and milk?
- Butt-head: Uh... we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
- Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
- Customer: Forget it. Forget it. God, can't you idiots answer a simple question? I'll go somewhere else. God, morons. A couple of imbeciles.
- [leaves]
- Butt-head: Let's go break something.
- Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
- Customer: Hello! I'll have uh, uh, uh, a cheeseburger w-with no ketchup! And I'll also have uh, uh,
- [Cut to inside. It is like the customer is yelling in Butt-head's ear]
- Customer: a chicken sandwich, uh, with no tomatoes, and, uh, uh, with extra mayonnaise! Uh, uh, and some onion rings with no salt! And...
- Butt-head: Shut up!
- [laughs]
- Customer: [pause] I also want a large orange soda with no ice! And, uh...
- Butt-head: Shut up!
- [laughs]
- Butt-head: Go away!
- [laughs]
- Customer: [pause] Did you get all that!
- Butt-head: Uh,
- [laughs]
- Butt-head: we're, like, uh, closed or something.
- [laughs]
- Butt-head: Go away.
- [laughs]
- Customer: [drives away]