Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Customers Suck (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

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Quotes 

• [at Burger World] 

  Customer : Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream? Or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?

  Beavis : Yeah. Huh, huh, huh, huh.

  Customer : What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix, or yeah, you use the real stuff?

  Beavis : Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

  Customer : Let me talk to the manager.

  Beavis : Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

  [Butt-Head shows up] 

  Butt-head : I'm the Assistant Manager, sir. Is there something I can help you with?

  Beavis : Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

  Customer : Yes. I am trying to ask a very simple question here. Are your shakes made from shake mix or from ice cream and milk?

  Butt-head : Uh... we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.

  Beavis : Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

  Customer : Forget it. Forget it. God, can't you idiots answer a simple question? I'll go somewhere else. God, morons. A couple of imbeciles.

  [leaves] 

  Butt-head : Let's go break something.

  Beavis : Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

• [about "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana] 

  Butt-head : Look, this video has symbols. Huh-huh-huh.

  Beavis : Yeah, mhm, is that what it means when they say "videos have symbolism?"

  Butt-head : Huh-huh-huh, you said "ism." Huh-huh-huh-ha-huh.

• Public Image Ltd. : I could be black, I could be white...

  Butt-head : You're WHITE.

• Customer : Hello! I'll have uh, uh, uh, a cheeseburger w-with no ketchup! And I'll also have uh, uh,

  [Cut to inside. It is like the customer is yelling in Butt-head's ear] 

  Customer : a chicken sandwich, uh, with no tomatoes, and, uh, uh, with extra mayonnaise! Uh, uh, and some onion rings with no salt! And...

  Butt-head : Shut up!

  [laughs] 

  Customer : [pause]  I also want a large orange soda with no ice! And, uh...

  Butt-head : Shut up!

  [laughs] 

  Butt-head : Go away!

  [laughs] 

  Customer : [pause]  Did you get all that!

  Butt-head : Uh,

  [laughs] 

  Butt-head : we're, like, uh, closed or something.

  [laughs] 

  Butt-head : Go away.

  [laughs] 

  Customer : [drives away]