Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Talons of Weng-Chiang: Part Four (1977)

Louise Jameson: Leela

Quotes 

• Leela : When shall we go and look for the cave creature?

  Doctor Who : Perhaps it'll come look for us.

• Li H'sen Chang : Next trick very simple. Will someone take cards, please. You, sir. Catchy.

  [Chang tosses the deck to the Doctor in the balcony] 

  Li H'sen Chang : Now, sir, please to assist humble Chang by selecting any card. Ace of Diamonds. Please to hold card in air so everyone see. Now, sir, please to return card to pack, any place. Honorable gentleman please to hold pack of playing cards between finger and thumb.

  [Doctor holds out the deck] 

  Li H'sen Chang : Chang will now shoot magic bullet through Ace of Diamonds without hitting other card. Please to keep very still.

  Leela : Doctor!

  [Doctor defiantly holds cards closer to his face. Audience gasps] 

  Li H'sen Chang : Please to keep very quiet. Chang shoot fifty peasants learning this trick.

• Doctor Who : If his DNA helyx is split open, the more cells he absorbs into himself; the more deformed he becomes.

  Leela : You mean he's like a water bag with a hole in the bottom and the hole is getting bigger?

  Doctor Who : Yes.