Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Happiness Patrol: Part Two (1988)
Sylvester McCoy: The Doctor
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Quotes
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Sniper David S : Get back. Or he'll use the gun.
The Doctor : Yes, I imagine he will. You like guns, don't you?
Sniper Alex S : This is a specialised weapon. It's designed for roof duty. Designed for long range. I've never used one up close before.
Sniper David S : Let him go.
Sniper Alex S : No.
The Doctor : No. In fact... let him come a little closer.
Sniper Alex S : Stay where you are.
The Doctor : Why? Scared? Why should you be scared? You're the one with the gun.
Sniper Alex S : That's right.
The Doctor : And you like guns, don't you?
Sniper David S : He'll kill you.
The Doctor : Of course he will. That's what guns are for. Pull a trigger. End a life. Simple, isn't it?
Sniper Alex S : Yes.
The Doctor : Makes sense, doesn't it?
Sniper Alex S : Yes.
The Doctor : A life, killing life.
Sniper David S : Who are you?
The Doctor : [to David S] Shut up.
[back to Alex S]
The Doctor : Why don't you do it then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger. End my life.
Sniper Alex S : No.
The Doctor : Why not?
Sniper Alex S : I can't.
The Doctor : Why not?
Sniper Alex S : I don't know.
The Doctor : [takes the gun] You don't, do you?
[to David S]
The Doctor : Throw away your gun.
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The Doctor : I understand you are responsible for this planet.
Helen A : We do our best.
The Doctor : And is it a happy planet?
Helen A : I think you'll find everyone on Terra Alpha is VERY happy.
The Doctor : Some people on Terra Alpha are very difficult to find.
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The Doctor : And which member of the population are you controlling today, just for the record.
Helen A : A woman who disappointed me.
The Doctor : And how did she disappoint you, eh? Oh, d-d-don't answer me. Don't answer. Oh, no. She enjoyed the feel of rain upon her face. Or, perhaps, her favorite season was the autumn.