Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (TV Series)
1524: Conflict (1983)
Joe Negri: Handyman Negri
Quotes
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King Friday XIII : Lady Elaine, Lady Aberlin and Bob Dog, I presume?
Lady Aberlin , Lady Elaine Fairchilde , Bob Dog : Correct as sometimes, King Friday.
King Friday XIII : What do you mean, as sometimes?
Lady Aberlin : Well, Uncle Friday, they're not building bombs in Southwood.
King Friday XIII : They're not?
Handyman Negri : So, really?
King Friday XIII : Oh, well, wait a minute! What are they using those million parts for?
Bob Dog : They've built a beautiful bridge with them, King Friday.
King Friday XIII : A bridge? You mean they didn't even make one bomb?
Lady Aberlin : Not one, Uncle Friday. Now, what do you think of your peace soldiers' report?
King Friday XIII : I'm shocked. Sadly bewildered am I.
Lady Aberlin : Why are you?
King Friday XIII : Because I should've done what you peace soldiers did before I ever trained the generals or built the bombs. I don't know how I could've been so thoughtless.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : Why, Friday, you're talking like a human being.
King Friday XIII : But that's what I am, Fairchilde.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : I know that, and human beings make mistakes once in a while.
King Friday XIII : I should've listened to you all sooner.
Lady Aberlin : Later is far better than never, Uncle Friday.
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King Friday XIII : I shall report to the Royal Family that the war is over!
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : It's not over, Friday.
King Friday XIII : What do you mean, Fairchilde?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde : It never began. We never had a war!
King Friday XIII : Oh, so we didn't. My father, and grandfather, and great grandmother will be so proud that we didn't. It's better that way.
Lady Aberlin , Handyman Negri , Bob Dog : Far, far better.