- Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm gonna ride on the roof. Like to ride with me?
- Janine Melnitz: I'd sooner swim to New Jersey.
- Winston Zeddemore: You know, a lotta people are gonna figure that we're responsible for this.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Nonsense. If you were a judge, would you convict us, Janine?
- Janine Melnitz: If I were a judge, I'd hang us.
- Winston Zeddemore: Swell...
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [piloting the Ecto2] Hey, come on, I'm pretty good for an unlicensed pilot.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Great. That'll make the crash seem ever so, so much softer...
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Very bad. It could have a life energy as high as Gozer's.
- Winston Zeddemore: Great, another big Twinkie.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey, I'll bet I'm the only guy who's ever taken you to an unnatural disaster on the first date.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Did I cause that?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: No, not possible. Our equipment doesn't work that way.
- Anne Lawson: Then it musta been us. We filled the balloon in an old warehouse on the Upper West Side, and it used to be a city morgue.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: That's it: a release of death force energy held dormant, an ecto-surge across the continuum.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [turns to Anne] You'll get used to him soon enough.
- Anne Lawson: What does that mean?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: It means if Darth Vader is willing to loan us the Death Star, we might have a chance. Might.