- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey, listen to this: from Monday to Friday, the New York Public Library presents: The Necronomicon!
- Winston Zeddemore: I didn't know the library did Rock concerts.
- Winston Zeddemore: I thought *you* were suppposed to rotate the tires.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I figured why bother? They rotate enough when the car's moving.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey no problem, we'll just put on the spare and...
- Dr. Peter Venkman: That *was* the spare.
- Winston Zeddemore: Cthulhu, I heard of him. He's bad, right?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: He makes Gozer look like Little Mary Sunshine.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [about Cthulhu] Winston's got a point. Something that looks like Godzilla wearing a giant octopus hat won't be hard to find.