American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006 Video)

Jax Smith: Jill

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Quotes 

• [Jill and Cooze are foreplaying before sex] 

  Jill : Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant!

  Cooze : Excuse me?

  [Jill kicks Cooze to the bed] 

  Jill : I said, get on the bed! You worthless peasant!

  Cooze : [Cooze screams in pain]  What's your problems? Whoa!

  Cooze : What is that?

  [Jill gets a Whip then whips Cooze who screams in pain] 

  Jill : I said get on the bed! And I meant it!

  Cooze : Oh yeah, baby! I get it. And I'm into it!

  [Jill whips Cooze again] 

  Jill : Shut up!

  [Jill whips Cooze repeatedly] 

  Cooze : Alirght! Alirght!

• [Jill and Cooze are having sex] 

  Jill : That's it, you pathetic slave! Keep doing that!

  Cooze : Don't you think this is getting a little out of hand?

  Jill : Oh, you haven't even seen out of hand, yet!

  Cooze : I didn't mean we had to stop.

  Jill : Oh, we aren't stopping. We're just getting started.

  Jill : You ready to get kinky?

  Cooze : Whoa, this isn't kinky, yet?

  Jill : Not even close!

  [Jill grabs a vibrating dildo that makes noise] 

  Cooze : What is that noise?

  [Jill sticks the dildo towards Cooze's penis] 

  Cooze : Whoa!

• Jill : Are you sure you are up for this after that little incident downstairs?

  Cooze : They don't call me "Everhart" because I only got one bullet in the chamber!

• Dwight Stifler : So, are you ladies ready to run this Naked Mile and get extra fuckin' sexy?

  Jill : Hell yeah!

  Dwight Stifler : What about you guys?

  Brandy : Yeah, what are you guys doing still dressed?

  Erik Stifler : Well, we figured we would just watch the mile then meet you guys at the party afterwards.

  Alexis : Well, that's too bad because this Naked Mile is going to be crazy!

  Jill : Really crazy! Right Brandy?

  Brandy : Absolutely out of control!

  Brandy : [Brandy, Jill, and Alexis take off all of their clothes, then Erik, Cooze, and Ryan take off all of their clothes] 

• Cooze : [1:26:48]  They don't call me everhard cause I only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure

  [takes the viagra out of his sock] 

  Jill : [stops him from eating it]  Are you sure you should taking more of that?

  Cooze : More? I didn't take it the first time.

  Jill : We're going to have a good time tonight. Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant.

  Cooze : Excuse me?

  Jill : I said, "get on the bed, you worthless peasant!"