Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Episode #9.5 (1997)
Clive Anderson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Clive Anderson : [before "Superheroes"] So what sort of superhero do you think he'd be- not the regular one...
[an audience member shouts, "Useless Man!"]
Clive Anderson : Useless Man.
[another audience member shouts, "Caterpillar Man!"]
Clive Anderson : Caterpillar Man, is like, I think, gives him more to play with, 'cause useless is... kinda what he is. But anyway... no, I didn't mean that. Caterpillar Man. So Caterpillar Man's very good. Now what sort of problem is he dealing with? The whole world is doing what, do you think?
[an audience member says, "Pants are too small."]
Clive Anderson : Pants are too small... funny thing, have we ever done that?
Greg Proops : If we HAVE, I'm sure it was fraught with hilarity.
Clive Anderson : Well, with that challenge, let's go ahead. So, pants are getting too small. You are...
Greg Proops : Which one am I?
Clive Anderson : You're Captain Caterpillar.
Greg Proops : Captain Caterpillar.
Clive Anderson : And you can bring, you can bring elements of Captain Useless as well, if you want.
Greg Proops : Listen, I'll do Captain Caterpillar, and you can just sit there and be Useless Man like usual.
Clive Anderson : Oh, you're winning tonight, I can see. Okay, you might metamorphose into something, but anyway...
Greg Proops : Isn't it about time to make some sort of inappropriate American reference here?
Clive Anderson : Not yet, you do the show. Come on.
Greg Proops : Thanks.
Clive Anderson : Yank.
Greg Proops : I can take a few hits, if you...
Clive Anderson : [shouting] Get on with it, Greg!