- Clive Anderson: [fielding suggestions from the audience] And we're going to want to have a crisis that the world is facing.
- Audience Member 1: Richard Nixon comes back from the dead!
- Audience Member 2: An asteroid about to crash into the earth!
- Clive Anderson: A jam shortage. Okay, so it's...
- Greg Proops: Who are you listening to?
- Mike McShane: Where are you receiving your suggestions from, British Telecom?
- Greg Proops: There's gold coming from over here, and you're getting...
- Greg Proops: [in British accent] There's a jam shortage!
- Clive Anderson: Will all the jam shortage people, and Greg Proops' friend, who's been sitting there please repeat yourself
- Audience Member 2: An asteroid is about to crash into the earth!
- Clive Anderson: An asteroid full of jam is about to crash into the earth.