- J.D.: Hey Kim, how'd you like a night into town with the hottest doctor in this place?
- Dr. Kim Briggs: I'd rather just go out with you.
- Janitor: It's a baby cage! It's a good one too. When I was a kid, mine didn't have these windows. It's perfect. If you want to go out to dinner, there's already like a water bottle in there so you just throw some cedar chips in there so the baby can poop, and you're made in the shade!
- [pause]
- Janitor: I'm kidding! It's for when they buy the baby an... er... a puppy!