- [World's worst Submarine Captain]
- Mike McShane: Where are they? Where are my glasses?
- [Turns around toshow glasses on the back of his head]
- [World's worst Submarine Captain]
- Mike McShane: I'd like to tell the Mess Sgt. that we will *not* be having curry again this week!
- Greg Proops: Heaven must be in the USA. I said Heaven must be in the USA. Cause we got Ronald McDonald, and we'll always keep it that way!