- Beetle: Your new computer, Stark, the Beetle must have it!
- Tony Stark: [raises his fists] Okay, if you want it, buy it!
- Firestar: Spidey, we've got problems...
- Spider-Man: With a capitol P, and that stands for 'Power Booster'.
- Iceman: Okay, guess it's all up to your friend and mine: me!
- Spider-Man: Well, are we a team?
- Firestar: You know it!
- Iceman: And how!
- Spider-Man: All right! What'll we call ourselves?
- [all three head for the sky]
- Firestar: We used to be X-Men, Bobby. How about the Ex-X-Men?
- Iceman: Eeeeh, how about Iceman and his Adoring Fans?
- Spider-Man: Or, Moe, Larry and Iceman?
- Firestar: I know... Spidey's had the most experience. And you got us together, and, since we're all friends, why not the Spider-Friends?
- Iceman: Hm, that's okay with me.
- Spider-Man: Gee, I'm flattered.
- Firestar: Then that's it. Spider-Friends...
- Spider-Man, Firestar, Iceman: Go for it!
- Angelica Jones: Her name's Ms. Lion. I'm Angelica.
- Peter Parker: You sure are... Eh, I-I-I'm Peter Piper. Eh, Pa-Parker. Eh, Pa-Parker, Peter.
- Bobby Drake: Let's go, Angel. She's with me.
- Narrator: Face front, heroes! This is Stan Lee. Believe it or not, you asked for today's story. And many of you demanded that we tell you how it's possible, that these students, who never seem to have much money, could possibly afford their incredible secret crime-fighting lab. Well, at good old Marvel, we listen to our fans. That's why, right now, on this very show, you're gonna get the answer to all your questions. Our amazing story begins a few years ago...
- Spider-Man: But be glad you're not a superhero, Mr. Stark. Sometimes it can really ruin your day.
- Tony Stark: [straightening his tie] Is that so?