- [confronted by a giant hamster, Ben's watch is still recharging]
- Gwen: [to Ben] If you didn't go cereal diving, one of those heroes could be saving us from becoming hamster chow.
- Grandpa Max: Being a hero isn't about others knowing you did something good, it's about YOU knowing you did something good. Being a hero is its own reward.
- Ben Tennyson: What? Were you reading the greeting cards at the Mega Mart?
- Grandpa Max: Well, yes.
- Dr. Animo: I'm sorry. I can't hear you. It sounds like you have a frog in your throat. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Or is that the other way around?
- Grandpa Max: Let's check out the pet department.
- Gwen: Please tell me you aren't looking for our breakfast.
- Gwen: [dourly as she's being carried off by a giant parrot] "Spend a summer with your grandpa, honey. It'll be an adventure."
- Grandpa Max: [exhausted from walking up the Washington Monument] Like it would have killed the founding fathers to install an elevator.
- Ben Tennyson: Plus, I guess saving the city from Dr. Whacko was its own reward.
- Gwen: [sincerely] Don't forget you saved me, too. Thanks.
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah, well, that's what we heroes do best - rescue dweebs.
- Gwen: You are SUCH a major doofus.
- Ben Tennyson: I KNOW you are, but what am I?