Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Episode #7.5 (1995)
Clive Anderson: Self - Host
Quotes
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[World's Worst things to see while flipping through channels]
Ryan Stiles : Oh, that looks like me with a knife behind his...
[Ryan suddenly does a take and looks behind]
Mike McShane : [as if going through adults-only channels] Ooh, ooh baby! Ooh yeah! Oh yeah - MOM?
Tony Slattery : [deadpan] It's Anne Diamond.
Mike McShane : It's the OJ Simpson trial - Year 25-26!
Greg Proops : [impersonating John Major] My name is John Major, and I...
[buzz]
Ryan Stiles : [as if in a trance] No, I won't turn the channel, Satan.
Mike McShane : Hi, we're back to the Serial Killers Home Shopping Network, and look at these knives.
Greg Proops : [as an alien] Citizens of Earth, remain in your homes.
[Greg cracks up]
Greg Proops : [as Clive buzzes him] Send me...
Ryan Stiles : [singing while pinching at his chest] They're nipples, identical nipples!
Greg Proops : [goes up as Clive, immediate buzz] OHHHH!
Mike McShane : And now, Episode 3 of "Corky: Diary of a Flatulent".
[Greg laughs as Tony steps forward]
Tony Slattery : Oh, it's that show where Clive patronises lots of different people around the world.
Clive Anderson : [innocently] Don't bring Clive James into this!
Tony Slattery : [stepping forward again] No, I meant Clive Anderson!
Mike McShane : It's the OJ Simpson trial. Hey, he's being defended by Clive Anderson! Ha-ha!
Tony Slattery : Yes, we're back, and it's Round Three of Saliva Darts.
[Tony spits]