Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Jail (2006)

Jacqueline Mazarella: Mrs. Morello

Quotes 

• Mrs. Morello : Class, I have an announcement. We're all going on a field trip to Washington, DC. You just need to have your parents sign your permission slips and sell 30 boxes of cookies to cover the cost of the trip. Chris, if your people can't afford to pay cash, I'll see if we'll accept food stamps.

  Narrator : She acts like it's caviar. It's just cookies. Damn.