Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Booty Noir (2005)

Kym Whitley: Norlisa

Quotes 

• Myron Reducto : I've got a device... a body reshaper.

  Norlisa : A device? For the booty?

  Myron Reducto : Well, actually it was invented for other, more dastardly... yes, for the booty!

  Norlisa : Is it safe?

  Myron Reducto : It's patented in Sweden.

  Norlisa : How much does it cost?

  Myron Reducto : FREE! I mean, it's free.

  Norlisa : Well all right, when can I make an appointment?

  Myron Reducto : I have an opening right now. Turn around.

  Norlisa : You're gonna do it right here?

  Myron Reducto : It's out-patient! BACK OFF!

  [Reducto changes the switch on his shrink gun from 'Reduce' to 'Enlarge'] 

  Myron Reducto : Lord help me.

  [Zapping sound; Reducto enlarges Norlissa's backside] 

  Norlisa : Ooh... that didn't hurt a bit!

  Myron Reducto : Oh, speak for yourself!