- Samantha Stephens: [reading from a paper plane Darrin flew down the stairs] "Whoever finds this, I love you. Please bring me another pencil".
- Darrin Stephens: [Samantha just made it possible that all the items in the house cooperate with Darrin, she encourages him to give it a try]
- [with a strong voice]
- Darrin Stephens: Banana... come!... Darrin.
- Samantha Stephens: You don't have to sound like Tarzan.
- Darrin Stephens: Well I never talked to a banana before.
- Samantha Stephens: [Darrin just sent down a paper flier and got a pencil, flying by magic, back] Darrin, before you get angry. Please be fair. You sailed something down to me, right? It was only fair, that I sail a little something back up to you.
- Darrin Stephens: [argues] What I did was not only extremely clever and humorous, it was aerodynamically sound. What you did, was witchcraft.