The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Buggy (1966)

Harriet E. MacGibbon: Mrs. Margaret Drysdale

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : Ladybelle is a champion-bred harness racer. I didn't know they were going to make a house pet out of her.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : House pet?

  Milburn Drysdale : I understand Elly May let it sleep in her room.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Well, for once that mansion had a well-bred occupant.

• Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Me, race with Granny in a buggy, in public? You must be demented.

• Milburn Drysdale : Granny, you know good and well Mrs. Drysdale wouldn't have a chance of winnin' the race with this animal. You wanna beat her fair and square, don't ya?

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Not especially, no.

• Milburn Drysdale : You will be driving a horse by the name of Lightning. It can go as fast as Miss Jane's convertible.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : You're joking.

  Milburn Drysdale : My word of honor. She was driving and that horse stayed right behind her.