- [first lines]
- Baby Sinclair: [after Baby finishes his bottle] More.
- Fran Sinclair: You've finished your bottle, dear, you're full now.
- Baby Sinclair: Not full, empty; fill me up.
- Fran Sinclair: Honey, that was dinner. Next bottle's at bedtime.
- Baby Sinclair: [yawns] Tired, sleepy, night-night.
- Fran Sinclair: No night-night.
- Baby Sinclair: Night-night!
- Fran Sinclair: No night-night.
- Baby Sinclair: Bottle!
- Fran Sinclair: Not till night-night.
- Baby Sinclair: This stinks.
- Earl Sinclair: You stay away from my son you pea pusher.
- Robbie Sinclair: Dad, so what if they eat a few peas? They're proud of who they are. You know, I have a dream that someday a dinosaur will be judged, not by the contents of his lunchbox, but the quality of his character.
- Robbie Sinclair: Charlene, I'm gonna bite your head off!
- Charlene Sinclair: Ooh, he's not a carnivore, he's a cannibal!
- [laughs]
- Earl Sinclair: He gets it from your side.
- Fran Sinclair: What?
- Earl Sinclair: Your Uncle Elmo, the one they never talk about, he always ate off the wrong side of the plate.
- Charlene Sinclair: I'm carnivorous, Daddy, I'll eat anything that moves.
- [opens the fridge]
- Charlene Sinclair: It's Charlene.
- [creatures scream]
- Earl Sinclair: Charlene, you are now my new son.
- Charlene Sinclair: Thanks, Daddy, can I have money for lipstick?
- Earl Sinclair: Of course, son.
- Baby Sinclair: You got spit up?
- Earl Sinclair: Yep.
- Baby Sinclair: You got spit up too?
- Robbie Sinclair: Yeah.
- Baby Sinclair: Did you bring me a present?
- Charlene Sinclair: I'm carnivorous, Daddy, I'll eat anything that moves.
- [opens the fridge]
- Charlene Sinclair: It's Charlene.
- [the creatures scream]
- Earl: Charlene, you are now my new son.
- Charlene Sinclair: Thanks, Daddy, can I have money for lipstick?