Dinosaurs (TV Series)
Scent of a Reptile (1994)
Sally Struthers: Charlene Sinclair
Quotes
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Robbie Sinclair : So, you're making a scent?
Charlene Sinclair : Yeah. I've got to. My real scent attracted a janitor.
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Grandma Ethyl Phillips : I don't know what I was thinking.
Fran Sinclair : Well, I can't just stand here waiting. I'm calling the police.
Charlene Sinclair : Don't bother, I'm back.
Fran Sinclair : Charlene, thank heavens! Are you all right?
Charlene Sinclair : I'm fine.
Grandma Ethyl Phillips : Did you find the lilies?
Charlene Sinclair : No. The legendary lilies were all plowed under to make room for a one-hour photo booth.
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Fran Sinclair : Earl, this is Ray Gherkin.
Ray : Howdy-do!
Earl Sinclair : I like him.
Charlene Sinclair : Dad!
Ray : It's nice to meet you, Mr. Sinclair. Hope you don't mind, but I parked my truck on your lawn so's I can keep an eye on it. Don't want nobody stealing my new gun rack.
Earl Sinclair : Smart.
Ray : Hey, Smokey!
[Ray clicks his tounge]
Charlene Sinclair : Hi, Ray. Uh, what's that under your arm?
Ray : I didn't want to show up at the in-laws empty-handed. Brewski?
Earl Sinclair : [chuckling] You read my mind.
Ray : All right! I bet I can guzzle faster than you.
Earl Sinclair : You're on!
Ray : Okay, here we go!
[both gulping rapidly]
Fran Sinclair : Pretty dreamy, huh, Mom?
Ray : I'm Champion.
Earl Sinclair : Wow! Doesn't that hurt?
Ray : Can ain't got no feelin'. Right, Earl?
Fran Sinclair : What a clever insight, but I believe, now, my husband Earl has some questions he'd like to ask you.
Charlene Sinclair : Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Earl Sinclair : Questions? Oh, yeah, right. Um...
Ray : Uh-huh.
Earl Sinclair : Could you teach me that thing with the beer can?
[Charlene groans]
Fran Sinclair : Earl!
Ray : That ain't no big thing.
Earl Sinclair : Hmm?
Fran Sinclair : Here, Ray. Why don't you sit down?
Ray : Oh, okay.
Charlene Sinclair : [whispers] No, Mom!
Earl Sinclair : So, Ray. Charlene tells me you're a custodian.
Ray : Yeah, but I'm doing it for the money, which ain't all that good. But I can swipe all the disinfectant I want.
[Ray chuckles]
Ray : Well, anyhoo, I'm taking night school so I can make something of myself.
Fran Sinclair : Oh, really? Night school.
Charlene Sinclair : Please.
Ray : Yep, Some say it's a dream, but someday...... I'm gonna be a tree pusher.
[both gasp]
Charlene Sinclair : You wanna be a tree pusher?
Ray : Yeah. Reach for the stars. That's what Daddy said. Never said nothin' else. That's when we had to keep him in that little room under the stairs.
[Ray chuckles]