Mamma Mia! (2008)

Christine Baranski: Tanya

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Quotes 

• Sky : You must be Tanya. I've heard so much about you.

  Tanya : Oh. All bad, I hope.

  Sky : Yes.

  Donna : And all true!

• Rosie : [to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear]  Does she wear it or floss with it?

  Tanya : Floss you!

  Donna : Is it edible Tanya?

• Rosie : Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.

  Tanya : Mother? We're the same age!

  Rosie : Yeah. Well, parts of us are.

• Harry Bright : Donna must be tearing her hair out doing this wedding on her own. What would the father of the bride normally do?

  Tanya : Pay.

  [beat] 

  Tanya : Though my dad drew the line at my third.

• Tanya : [before singing 'Does Your Mother Know']  Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.

• Tanya : Whatever happened to our Donna? Life and soul of the party! El Rock Chick Supremo!

  Donna : I grew up.

  Tanya : Well, then, grow back down again!

• Donna : [about the possible dads]  I don't know where they are, I don't know why they're here, and I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!

  Tanya : Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Don't you sound like your mother!

• Rosie : [regarding Sam, Bill and Harry]  Now, listen, listen, what we're gonna do is... we'll get them plastered tonight, and then tomorrow, Tanya and I will take them fishing.

  Tanya : Fishing? Oh, please!

  Rosie : What do you suggest we do with three men?

  Tanya : Well, then, now, THAT takes me back.

• Tanya : [to Sophie]  I bet you don't remember me.

  Rosie : Not with all that plastic surgery.

• Pepper : [preparing a cocktail for Tanya]  Now, baby, this should tickle your taste buds.

  Tanya : Down, big fella. I'm old enough to be your mother.

  Rosie : Grandmother.

• Tanya : All that fricking yoga's made my feet bigger.

• Tanya : [talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general]  Yeah, but are you being taken care of?

  Donna : What do you mean?

  Tanya : Are you getting any?

  Donna : Oh, you mean...

  [turns on the drill, making loud noises] 

  Donna : [to the drill]  Down, boy. Down, boy! No, it takes too much energy.

  Rosie : Yeah, just more plumbing to be maintained, isn't it?

• Donna : Sky! Come meet my backup girls.

  Rosie , Tanya : Backup girls, my arse!

• Tanya : [when a crack appears in the courtyard]  What's going on?

  Donna : [laughs]  D'you feel it? The earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here.

  [she snatches the bottle of champagne from Tanya's hands and walks off] 

  Donna : Don't think about it. Come on. Let's go have fun.

• Rosie : [talking about Sophie]  She's a chip off the old block!

  Donna : If she were more like *me*, she wouldn't be getting married at 20.

  Tanya : Or married at all!

• Tanya : [looks in the basket that a local woman is holding]  Waaaaaahhh!

  [Tanya catches herself] 

  Rosie : It's just a fish!

  [some people chuckle around them]