- Chrissy Snow: [on phone to actor boyfriend] Mark? Hey, listen, we're having a party here tonight. Can you come?
- [listens]
- Chrissy Snow: Ohh... Oh, yeah, that's okay.
- [nods:]
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah. Merry Christmas. Bye-bye.
- [cradles receiver]
- Janet Wood: Is he coming?
- Chrissy Snow: No, he's got another commercial to do. He's gonna be the voice of a freeze-dried pea.
- Janet Wood: Ohh. Hey, Chrissy, that's too bad.
- Chrissy Snow: [as Jack comes up behind her] That's really a tough acting job. What's a pea sound like?
- Jack Tripper: [misunderstands] Pardon?
- Janet Wood: I have an idea. Let's make out a list of all the people that we wanna invite to our party.
- Jack Tripper: Oh, good!
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, Janet, that's good, thank you. Okay...
- Janet Wood: Okay...
- [sits down on couch]
- Janet Wood: Hey, uhm, what about Michael Keeler?
- Jack Tripper: Oh, don't invite him!
- [as Janet wonders why not:]
- Jack Tripper: Oh, every time he has a drink it goes straight to his hands.